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SWEATY BOWL HISTORY







SWEATY BOWL RECORD BOOK


Matt Stafford
40.80
Foot to the Balls
Sweaty Bowl I

Passing: 520 Yds, 5 Pass TD
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2. Aaron Rodgers
Mighty Joboos
34.78 Swty Bowl II
3. Ryan Fitzpatrick
WTFantasy
34.66 Swty Bowl IX
4. Josh Allen
WTFantasy
34.30 Swty Bowl X
5. Peyton Manning
Dung. Crabtree
34.00 Swty Bowl III
Harrison Butker
18.00
He Hate Me
Sweaty Bowl VII

Kicking: 5 FGs, 2 PATs
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2. Cairo Santos
Murphy Dumps
14.60* Swty Bowl XIII
3. Daniel Carlson
Black Hole Bandits
14.40 Swty Bowl XI
T4. S. Gostkowski
Dung. Crabtree
13.00 Swty Bowl III
T4. Robbie Gould
WTFantasy
13.00 Swty Bowl XII
T5. Mike Nugent
Foot to the Balls
12.00 Swty Bowl I
T5. Justin Tucker
Unn. Muffness
12.00 Swty Bowl VIII
Ray Rice
33.90
Foot to the Balls
Sweaty Bowl I

Rushing: 191 Yds, 2 Rush TD

Receiving: 8 Yds
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2. David Johnson
Come At Me Bro
29.60 Swty Bowl VI
3. Najee Harris
Black Hole Bandits
28.60 Swty Bowl XI
4. James Conner
Chris' Football Team
27.30* Swty Bowl XIII
5. Devonta Freeman
WTFantasy
24.70 Swty Bowl IX
Jaylon Smith
19.50
Yo D Wreck This
Sweaty Bowl VIII

5 Solo Tackles, 1 TD

2 Pass Def
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2. Patrick Willis
Dung. Crabtree
18.50 Swty Bowl III
3. Foye Oluokun
Black Hole Bandits
16.75 Swty Bowl XI
4. Reshad Jones
Yo D Wreck This
15.50 Swty Bowl VII
5. Malcom Smith
Dung. Crabtree
14.50 Swty Bowl V
Ja'Maar Chase
46.60
Black Hole Bandits
Sweaty Bowl XI

Receiving: 266 Yds, 3 Rec TDs
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2. Mike Evans
Thy Ginger Kid
40.70 Swty Bowl XII
3. Davante Adams
WTFantasy
34.20 Swty Bowl X
T4. Victor Cruz
WTFantasy
25.80 Swty Bowl I
T4. Julio Jones
He Hate Me
25.80 Swty Bowl V
5. DJ Moore
Murphy Dumps
23.90* Swty Bowl XIII
Chargers DST
36.00
Mighty Joboos
Sweaty Bowl II

Points Allowed: 17, 11 Sacks, 1 Int

1 Fumble Rec, 1 TDs
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T1. Patriots DST
Dung. Crabtree
36.00 Swty Bowl III
T2. Chiefs DST
WTFantasy
24.00 Swty Bowl I
T2. Packers DST
WTFantasy
24.00 Swty Bowl XI
T3. Patriots DST
Foot to the Balls
23.00 Swty Bowl I
T3. Patriots DST
Come At Me Bro
23.00 Swty Bowl VI
T3. Bills DST
Chris' Football Team
23.00* Swty Bowl XIII
4. Redskins DST
He Hate Me
20.00 Swty Bowl VII
5. Ravens DST
WTFantasy
18.00 Swty Bowl X
Mark Andrews
21.30
Mighty Joboos
Sweaty Bowl IX

Receiving: 93 Yds, 2 Rec TD
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2. Isaiah Likely
Chris' Football Team
16.20* Swty Bowl XIII
3. Jimmy Graham
FOOT to the BALLS
15.70 Swty Bowl I
4. George Kittle
WTFantasy
13.90 Swty Bowl IX
5. Vernon Davis
WTFantasy
13.80 Swty Bowl I




SWEATY BOWL POINT RECORDS

Most Total Points Scored in a Sweaty Bowl:
194.70
TOTAL Points		 Black Hole Bandits
Sweaty Bowl XI
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2. Mighty Joboos
166.38 Sweaty Bowl II
3. WTFantasy
161.86 Sweaty Bowl IX
4. WTFantasy
159.30 Sweaty Bowl X
5. WTFantasy
149.15 Sweaty Bowl I
Most Offensive Points Scored in a Sweaty Bowl:
156.70
Offensive
Points		 Black Hole Bandits
Sweaty Bowl XI
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2. WTFantasy
Sweaty Bowl IX
128.86 Offensive Points
3. WTFantasy
Sweaty Bowl X
121.30 Offensive Points
4. WTFantasy
Sweaty Bowl I
119.01 Offensive Points
5. Come At Me Bro
Sweaty Bowl VI
117.48 Offensive Points
Most Defensive Points Scored in a Sweaty Bowl:
66.50
Defensive
Points		 Dungeness Crabtree
Sweaty Bowl III
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2. Mighty Joboos
Sweaty Bowl II
52.50 Defensive Pts
T3. Black Hole Bandits
Sweaty Bowl XI
41.00 Defensive Pts
T3. Chris' Football Team
Sweaty Bowl XIII
41.00 Defensive Pts
4. WTFantasy
Sweaty Bowl X
38.00 Defensive Pts
5. Yo D Wreck This
Sweaty Bowl VIII
37.00 Defensive Pts



Sweaty Bowl Beat Downs

Largest Point Differential in a Sweaty Bowl:
+99.65
Point Differential		 Black Hole Bandits
over WTFantasy
194.70 to 95.05, Sweaty Bowl XI
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2. Dungeness Crabtree over Mighty Joboos
144.80 TO 92.88, +51.92
Sweaty Bowl III
3. He Hate Me over Yo D Wreck This
139.18 TO 88.3, +50.88
Sweaty Bowl VII
4. Mighty Joboos over Frank Whore's House
168.38 TO 118.58, +49.80
Sweaty Bowl II
5. WTFantasy over Black Hole Bandits
159.30 to 112.85, +46.45
Sweaty Bowl X



HIGHEST TOTAL COMBINED POINTS

Most Total Combined Points in a Sweaty Bowl:
296.59
Total Combined Points		 WTFantasy
over Foot to the Balls 148.99 to 147.60
Sweaty Bowl I
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2. Black Hole Bandits over WTFantasy
194.70 to 95.05 Total of 289.75 Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl XI
3. Mighty Joboos over Frank Whore's House
168.38 to 118.58 Total of 286.96 Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl II
4. Come At Me Bro over Mighty JOboos
148.98 to 135.16, Total of 284.14 Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl VI
5. Chris' Football Team over Murphy Dumps
148.50 to 132.81 Total of 281.31* Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl XIII

SWEATY BOWL POINT STINKERS

Stinkiest Sweaty Bowl Lineup:
84.14
Total Points		 Unnecessary Muffness
Sweaty Bowl IV
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2. Dungeness Crabtree
85.58 Sweaty Bowl V
3. Yo D Wreck This
88.30 Sweaty Bowl VII
4. Mighty Joboos
92.88 Sweaty Bowl III
5. WTFantasy
95.05 Sweaty Bowl XI
Stinkiest Sweaty Bowl Offense:
55.58
OFFENSIVE
Points		 Dungeness Crabtree
Sweaty Bowl V
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2. WTFantasy
58.55 Sweaty Bowl XI
3. Unnecessary Muffness
59.64 Sweaty Bowl IV
4. Yo D Wreck This
61.30 Sweaty Bowl VII
5. Yo D Wreck This
70.84 Sweaty Bowl VIII
Stinkiest Sweaty Bowl Defense:
18.00
Defensive
Points		 Mighty Joboos
Sweaty Bowl III
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2. WTFantasy
21.25 Sweaty Bowl XII
T3. MIghty Joboos
23.50 Sweaty Bowl VI
T3. Thy Ginger Kid
23.50 Sweaty Bowl XII
T4. Unnecessary Muffness
24.50 Sweaty Bowl IV
T4. He Hate Me
24.50 Sweaty Bowl V
5. Black Hole Bandits
24.75 Sweaty Bowl X



CLOSEST SWEATY BOWL OF ALL TIME

Smallest Point Differential in a Sweaty Bowl:
+1.88
Point Differential		 WTFantasy
over Foot to the Balls
148.99 to 147.60, Sweaty Bowl I
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2. WTFantasy / Thy Ginger Kid Draw
118.49 to 115.67, +2.82†
Sweaty Bowl XII
3. Come At Me Bro over MIghty Joboos
148.98 TO 135.16, +13.82
Sweaty Bowl VI
4. Chris' Football Team over Murphy Dumps
148.50 to 132.81, +15.69*
Sweaty Bowl XIII

† The official score for Sweaty Bowl XII was adjusted to a draw.



LOWEST TOTAL COMBINED POINTS

Least Total Combined Points in a Sweaty Bowl:
210.06
Total Combined Points		 Murphy Dumps
over Unnecessary Muffness 125.92 to 81.14
Sweaty Bowl IV
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2. He Hate Me over Dungeness Crabtree
129.94 TO 85.58 Total of 215.52 Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl V
3. He Hate Me over Yo D Wreck This
139.18 TO 88.30 Total of 227.48 Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl VII
4. Dungeness Crabtree over Mighty Joboos
144.80 TO 92.88 Total of 237.68 Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl III
5. Unnecessary Muffness over Yo D Wreck This
133.32 TO 107.84 Total of 241.16 Combined Pts.
Sweaty Bowl VIII