MATCHUP INFO
Pregame: Sweaty Bowl V comes to town this December 27, 2015. The game pits a ferocious #1 (9-4) He Hate Me against an equally formidable opponent in #2 (8-5) Dungeness Crabtree. Throughout the 2015 season He Hate Me fought for control of the Sweaty Division lead which he ended up winning in a three way tie against Murphy Dumps and the Black Hole Bandits. He Hate Me losing only four games over the course of a season should be an intimidating factor in the eyes of Broometree. If only one of the loses had not occurred at the hands of the one and only... Dungeness Crabtree.
Postgame: He Hate Me is the new champion of the Sweaty Pigskins Fantasy Football league for the first time! 'He' defeated Dungeness Crabtree 129.94 to 85.58. The matchup was far from close but He Hate Me made a few plays that surely helped to lock up a championship victory. One such play was at QB where 'He' decided to take a gamble on the New York Jets current quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick, who ended up having a strong outing with a score of 23.14. Surprisingly 'He', in a way, made this decision not in December but way back in August when He Hate Me opted not to draft a QB until the 7th Round. This strategy opened up the top 6 rounds to other skill positions. A great majority of which stuck with He Hate Me for the entirety of the season and ended up making huge impacts in this championship game. See: Latavius Murray (3rd Round, 17.80), Julio Jones (2nd Round, 25.80), Travis Kelce (5th Round, 10.30)
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| He Hate Me | Dungeness Crabtree | |||
| 129.94 | 85.58 |
| Chris | Franchise Owner | Easton |
| Salinas, Ca | Location | Sacramento, Ca |
| 9-4 | Regular Season Record | 8-5 |
| #1 | Seed | #2 |
| Sweaty | Division | Pigskins |
| 3-2 | All-Time Vs Opponent | 2-3 |
| Antonio Brown (15.40 pts/game) | 2014 Team MVP | Eric Decker (11.60 pts/game) |
| 125.79 | Average Points For | 115.19 |
THREE STARS of the game
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| Latavius Murray | Ryan Fitzpatrick | Julio Jones | ||
| 17.80 | 23.14 | 25.80 | ||
79 Rush Yards, 1 Rush TD, 38 Rec Yards |
296 Pass Yards, 3 TD |
178 Rec Yards, 1 Rec TD, 4 Ints | ||
Latavius Murray has been a bell cow for He Hate Me all season long. Nothing new or different here. Just a solid outing from the Raiders Running Back. |
Ryan Fitzpatrick exceeded his 2015 average points in Sweaty Bowl V. He nearly missed the bonus with his 296 passing yards otherwise his score would have been even more impressive. |
Top Star: Once again Julio Jones scores big. Jones has been a top fantasy commodity for the past three years. |
BOX SCORE
| He Hate Me | Dungeness Crabtree | |||||
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Ryan Fitzpatrick |
23.14 |
QB |
14.28 |
Cam Newton |
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Julio Jones |
25.80 | WR |
8.90 |
Larry Fitzgerald |
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Antonio Brown |
8.10 |
WR |
6.40 |
T.Y. Hilton |
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Doug Martin |
7.50 |
RB |
4.30 |
Giovanni Bernard |
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Latavius Murray |
17.70 |
RB |
10.80 |
Darren McFadden |
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Travis Kelce |
10.30 |
TE |
0.20 |
Richard Rodgers |
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Golden Tate |
5.90 |
FLX |
10.70 |
Eric Decker |
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Dan Bailey |
7.00 |
K |
0.00 |
Mason Crosby |
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Denver Broncos |
11.00 |
DEF |
8.00 |
Pittsburgh Steelers |
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Bobby Wagner | 12.00 |
IDP |
14.50 |
Malcom Smith |
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Karlos Dansby |
7.50 |
IDP |
7.50 |
Kurt Coleman |
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| TOTAL | ||||||
| 84.14 | 125.92 | |||||
MATCHUP SCORE CHART
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