| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Win | 158.30 - 122.57 |
| 2 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 142.08 - 134.74 |
| 3 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 134.82 - 154.82 |
| 4 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 104.13 - 137.46 |
| 5 | |
Slap Shot | Loss | 136.09 - 136.23 |
| 6 | |
Paul & Son | Win | 158.88 - 157.01 |
| 7 | |
McConkey Balls | Loss | 146.93 - 165.81 |
| 8 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 143.35 - 44.30 |
| 9 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 153.45 - 143.86 |
| 10 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 150.20 - 140.19 |
| 11 | |
The Goose. | Win | 144.97 - 100.25 |
| 12 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Win | 186.36 - 133.13 |
| 13 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 125.26 - 147.58 |
| 14 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 147.09 - 159.28 |