| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 122.57 - 158.30 |
| 2 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 126.75 - 124.59 |
| 3 | |
McConkey Balls | Win | 141.82 - 121.14 |
| 4 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 182.03 - 135.29 |
| 5 | |
The Goose. | Win | 140.71 - 104.34 |
| 6 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 121.09 - 108.32 |
| 7 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 162.79 - 152.67 |
| 8 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 136.90 - 142.68 |
| 9 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 134.95 - 118.82 |
| 10 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 120.57 - 155.79 |
| 11 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 101.93 - 91.49 |
| 12 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 133.13 - 186.36 |
| 13 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 144.64 - 126.74 |
| 14 | |
McConkey Balls | Win | 127.31 - 123.69 |