| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Slap Shot | Loss | 101.97 - 119.89 |
| 2 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 116.98- 164.12 |
| 3 | |
Mighty Joboos | Loss | 95.83 - 102.53 |
| 4 | |
The Goose. | Win | 116.74 - 108.35 |
| 5 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 163.77 - 152.53 |
| 6 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 105.57 - 135.20 |
| 7 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 145.94 - 112.06 |
| 8 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 128.83 - 115.57 |
| 9 | |
WTFantasy | Win | 130.95 - 99.13 |
| 10 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 112.50 - 77.29 |
| 11 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 129.18 - 108.54 |
| 12 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 103.98 - 97.56 |
| 13 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 123.78 - 99.87 |
| 14 | |
Mighty Joboos | Loss | 111.52 - 138.61 |