| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Come At Me Bro | Loss | 83.88 - 144.96 |
| 2 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 136.35 - 135.00 |
| 3 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 100.66 - 151.87 |
| 4 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 123.45 - 140.42 |
| 5 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 144.10 - 152.41 |
| 6 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 108.32 - 121.09 |
| 7 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 125.94 - 132.04 |
| 8 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 44.30 - 143.35 |
| 9 | |
McConkey Balls | Win | 151.00 - 112.95 |
| 10 | |
Slap Shot | Loss | 76.42 - 155.70 |
| 11 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 110.17 - 130.05 |
| 12 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 99.29 - 92.97 |
| 13 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 93.61 - 125.02 |
| 14 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 108.86 - 106.90 |