| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
The Goose. | Win | 110.07 - 104.78 |
| 2 | |
Come At Me Bro | Loss | 108.03 - 115.97 |
| 3 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 130.91 - 90.62 |
| 4 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 140.42 - 123.45 |
| 5 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 146.27 - 103.77 |
| 6 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 157.01 - 158.88 |
| 7 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 180.64 - 141.32 |
| 8 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 143.81 - 117.13 |
| 9 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 112.75 - 171.65 |
| 10 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Win | 155.79 - 120.57 |
| 11 | |
McConkey Balls | Win | 159.50 - 144.17 |
| 12 | |
The Goose. | Win | 177.82 - 96.41 |
| 13 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 145.09 - 104.32 |
| 14 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 127.85 - 96.44 |