| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 92.53 - 114.81 |
| 2 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 121.26 - 92.41 |
| 3 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 100.78 - 139.21 |
| 4 | |
Mighty Joboos | Win | 113.46 - 87.43 |
| 5 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 120.95 - 130.04 |
| 6 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 95.90 - 115.22 |
| 7 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 120.65 - 111.04 |
| 8 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 125.25 - 125.15 |
| 9 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 99.13 - 130.95 |
| 10 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 84.70 - 84.64 |
| 11 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 92.03 - 119.64 |
| 12 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 84.67 - 93.87 |
| 13 | |
Come At Me Bro | Loss | 131.71 - 140.37 |
| 14 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 152.63 - 119.91 |