| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 144.96 - 83.88 |
| 2 | |
Paul & Son | Win | 115.97 - 108.03 |
| 3 | |
Slap Shot | Loss | 130.02 - 150.02 |
| 4 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 143.26 - 153.82 |
| 5 | |
McConkey Balls | Loss | 121.07 - 140.72 |
| 6 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 104.55 - 136.57 |
| 7 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 117.09 - 110.81 |
| 8 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 139.62 - 128.93 |
| 9 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 118.82 - 134.95 |
| 10 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 140.19 - 150.20 |
| 11 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 139.53 - 136.05 |
| 12 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Loss | 92.97 - 99.29 |
| 13 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 104.32 - 145.09 |
| 14 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 161.24 - 87.01 |