| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 100.13 - 153.91 |
| 2 | |
WTFantasy | Loss | 92.41 - 121.26 |
| 3 | |
The Goose. | Win | 113.87 - 68.21 |
| 4 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 82.15 - 109.95 |
| 5 | |
Slap Shot | Loss | 92.29 - 109.61 |
| 6 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 122.45 - 94.17 |
| 7 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 120.37 - 101.46 |
| 8 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 115.57 - 128.83 |
| 9 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 86.50 - 158.19 |
| 10 | |
Mighty Joboos | Win | 111.90 - 88.08 |
| 11 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 119.88 - 102.34 |
| 12 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 117.98 - 160.01 |
| 13 | |
WTFantasy | Win | 140.37 - 131.71 |
| 14 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 133.53 - 155.97 |