| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 104.78 - 110.07 |
| 2 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 119.14 - 117.24 |
| 3 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 107.04 - 125.52 |
| 4 | |
McConkey Balls | Loss | 114.25 - 128.53 |
| 5 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 104.34 - 140.71 |
| 6 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 136.57 - 104.55 |
| 7 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 132.04 - 125.94 |
| 8 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 95.21 - 106.63 |
| 9 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 131.70 - 122.48 |
| 10 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 141.95 - 138.24 |
| 11 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 100.25 - 144.97 |
| 12 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 96.41 - 177.82 |
| 13 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 132.80 - 106.79 |
| 14 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 88.00 - 138.03 |