| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 98.81 - 128.96 |
| 2 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 119.22 - 114.64 |
| 3 | |
Come At Me Bro | Loss | 68.21 - 113.87 |
| 4 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 108.35 - 116.74 |
| 5 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 117.18 - 129.09 |
| 6 | |
WTFantasy | Win | 115.22 - 95.90 |
| 7 | |
Mighty Joboos | Loss | 91.93 - 137.79 |
| 8 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 115.05 - 151.34 |
| 9 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 145.85 - 131.89 |
| 10 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 131.91 - 83.54 |
| 11 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 114.93 - 106.46 |
| 12 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 146.62 - 163.23 |
| 13 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 97.48 - 85.20 |
| 14 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 155.97 - 133.53 |