| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
McConkey Balls | Loss | 82.77 - 103.22 |
| 2 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 134.74 - 142.08 |
| 3 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 151.87 - 100.66 |
| 4 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 153.82 - 143.26 |
| 5 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 103.77 - 146.27 |
| 6 | |
Slap Shot | Loss | 102.01 - 136.08 |
| 7 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 118.33 - 118.38 |
| 8 | |
The Goose. | Win | 106.63 - 95.21 |
| 9 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 94.41 - 102.17 |
| 10 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 122.75 - 98.57 |
| 11 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 91.49 - 101.93 |
| 12 | |
McConkey Balls | Loss | 91.76 - 163.81 |
| 13 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 147.58 - 125.26 |
| 14 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Loss | 106.90 - 108.86 |