| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 118.53 - 101.10 |
| 2 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 118.29 - 98.97 |
| 3 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Win | 102.53 - 95.83 |
| 4 | |
WTFantasy | Loss | 87.43 - 113.46 |
| 5 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 160.07 - 102.25 |
| 6 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 135.71 - 125.50 |
| 7 | |
The Goose. | Win | 137.79 - 91.93 |
| 8 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 130.18 - 97.24 |
| 9 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 126.16 - 107.65 |
| 10 | |
Come at Me Bro | Loss | 88.08 - 111.90 |
| 11 | |
Dr. Drea | Loss | 105.24 - 146.25 |
| 12 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 111.55 - 90.17 |
| 13 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 160.44 - 110.31 |
| 14 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Win | 138.61 - 111.52 |