| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 113.54 - 109.27 |
| 2 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 117.24 - 119.14 |
| 3 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 154.82 - 134.82 |
| 4 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 135.29 - 182.03 |
| 5 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 138.93 - 164.36 |
| 6 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 74.06 - 89.79 |
| 7 | |
Come at Me Bro | Loss | 110.81 - 117.09 |
| 8 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 117.13 - 143.81 |
| 9 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 102.17 - 94.41 |
| 10 | |
McConkey Balls | Win | 156.93 - 132.15 |
| 11 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 130.05 - 110.17 |
| 12 | |
Slap Shot | Win | 139.87 - 95.66 |
| 13 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 106.79 - 132.80 |
| 14 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 159.28 - 147.09 |