| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 109.27 - 113.54 |
| 2 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 124.59 - 126.75 |
| 3 | |
Come at Me Bro | Win | 150.02 - 130.02 |
| 4 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 111.23 - 114.93 |
| 5 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 136.23 - 136.09 |
| 6 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 136.08 - 102.01 |
| 7 | |
Paul & Son | Loss | 141.32 - 180.64 |
| 8 | |
McConkey Balls | Win | 121.78 - 120.22 |
| 9 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 122.48 - 131.70 |
| 10 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 155.70 - 76.42 |
| 11 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 142.19 - 117.82 |
| 12 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 95.66 - 139.87 |
| 13 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 126.74 - 144.64 |
| 14 | |
Come At Me Bro | Loss | 87.01 - 161.24 |