| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Win | 119.89 - 101.97 |
| 2 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 115.36 - 84.84 |
| 3 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Loss | 120.38 - 137.75 |
| 4 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Loss | 110.02 - 129.73 |
| 5 | |
Come at Me Bro | Win | 109.61 - 92.29 |
| 6 | |
Mighty Joboos | Loss | 125.50 - 135.71 |
| 7 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 100.43 - 127.21 |
| 8 | |
WTFantasy | Loss | 125.15 - 125.25 |
| 9 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 133.34 - 90.68 |
| 10 | |
Dr. Drea | Win | 142.32 - 137.12 |
| 11 | |
The Goose. | Loss | 106.46 - 114.93 |
| 12 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 97.56 - 103.98 |
| 13 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 91.61 - 79.05 |
| 14 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | Win | 149.10 - 109.17 |