| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 130.71 - 123.76 |
| 2 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 150.35 - 129.34 |
| 3 | |
Murphy Dumps | Win | 163.91 - 105.57 |
| 4 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 96.79 - 147.37 |
| 5 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 142.59 - 114.39 |
| 6 | |
The Goose. | Win | 156.17 - 96.23 |
| 7 | |
Mighty Joboos | Loss | 83.46 - 100.80 |
| 8 | |
Slap Shot | Loss | 122.73 - 129.57 |
| 9 | |
Come At Me Bro | Win | 166.46 - 129.88 |
| 10 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | Win | 155.82 - 153.17 |
| 11 | |
Chris' Football Team | Loss | 111.24 - 138.97 |
| 12 | |
Murphy Dumps | Loss | 167.14 - 167.46 |
| 13 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Loss | 97.36 - 144.00 |
| 14 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | Win | 120.94 - 106.04 |